4.13.2012

Ottis Anderson, 1991 Upper Deck (Football Friday No. 118)


Name: Ottis Anderson
Team: New York Giants
Position: Running back
Value of card: 12 ounces of Meadowlands sludge
Key 1990 stat: Two giant feet
Clearing up some rumors about Ottis Anderson:
  • Ottis Anderson didn't wear a headband that said, "Giants." He wore a headband that said, "Giant Head Behind Here."
  • Ottis Anderson doesn't sport a bald head. He grows out his flowing, stark-white cotton locks. 
  • Ottis Anderson doesn't wear a lot of pads. He sometimes forgets to change after starring in Michelin television commercials.
  • Ottis Anderson doesn't have two massive feet. They're so big, he calls them yards.
  • Ottis Anderson doesn't go by the nickname "O.J." He gave it up as part of a killer deal.

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