Yinka Dare, 1994-95 Upper Deck (Another (face palm) Basketball Week No. 7)

Name: Yinka Dare
Team: New Jersey Nets
Position: Center
Value of card: We dare you to say it's worth more than 5 cents
Key 1993-94 stat: 11 dares accepted
New Jersey Nets' scouting report on No. 1 pick Yinka Dare: "This kid looks good in red. Well, who doesn't look good dressed like a member of Tony! Toni! Tone! ... He has a 32-inch vertical leap without the jewelry. With it: 7. ... We see this kid's future either with the Nets are wearing hairnets. ... Considering his last name, we don't need to worry about drug use. ... You have to like his team-first attitude: We dared him to dress like it was Halloween, and he agreed. ... We'll need to bring in some veterans to help him in the growing-facial-hair department. ... Every team needs a player named 'Yinka.' ... If he doesn't work out on the court, we can use him as a hand model for the new Freakishly Massive Male store in Hoboken. ... Our general manager's triple-dog dare: Draft Dare. Accepted."

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