Michael Jordan, 1990-91 NBA Hoops Team Checklist (Another (face palm) Basketball Week No. 5)

Name: Michael Jordan
Team: Chicago Bulls
Positions: Guard, under water
Value of card: Watching paint dry
Key 1990-91 stat: Never made that face
Mistakes we found in this illustration:
  • Michael Jordan's skin was not made of corduroy
  • Michael Jordan's forearms were not bigger than his upper arms
  • NBA hoops are typically not twice as big as the basketball
  • Michael Jordan's head was not smaller than his calves
  • Michael Jordan could not breathe under Lake Michigan
  • Michael Jordan made this face only once in his life, and that was when Horace Grant tried to kiss Phil Jackson


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