Joey McLaughlin, 1982 Donruss

Name: Joey McLaughlin
Team: Toronto Blue Jays
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Whatever you can find in his beard
Key 1981 stat: 249 batters made uncomfortable by that stare
Avoid eye contact: What does Joey McLaughlin see?

A) Your soul
B) How you will die (Hint: He plays a role)
C) London, France and your underpants
D) Only what the government allows him to see
E) Huh? Oh, nothing. He was just daydreaming about your underpants.

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