Hal McRae, 1982 Donruss

Name: Hal McRae
Team: Kansas City Royals
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Drymouth
Key 1981 stat: One excellent beard
Who is Hal McRae?
He can play right field, left field, center field or backfield.
He makes powder blue look manly.
He wins staring contests against statues.
He could hit a home run holding the bat just like this.
He doesn't steal bases. They're given to him.
His beard hit for the cycle.
When he throws runners out, they thank him.
His runs counted double.
He made Kansas City an acceptable place to live.
He is ... the most interesting outfielder in the world.

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