Darrell Evans, 2001 Topps American Pie

Name: Darrell Evans
Team: Atlanta Braves
Position: Third base
Value of card: One apple core
Key 1973 stat: Jersey tightly tucked into pants
A handful of things that are scarcely believable about Darrell Evans, based on looking at this photo (at least one of which is true):
  • Darrell Evans had sex that year. No, really, with a woman and everything!
  • He owned clothes that actually fit him.
  • He hit 41 home runs in 1973. Yeah, over the fence!
  • In later years, he looked like a pretty normal dude.
  • The number 22 written on the knob of his bat isn't his number — it's the number of times his teammates beat him up each week.


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