3.06.2012

Bobby Thigpen, 1991 Upper Deck


Name: Bobby Thigpen
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: Closer
Value of card: In cents, one-tenth of the number on his pant leg
Key 1990 stat: Autosaves every five minutes
League of extraordinary gentlemen: With 57 saves in 1990, White Sox closer Bobby Thigpen's secret identity, the SaveMaster, was revealed. Here are a few of his superpowers:
  • Could swoop in late, bring down foes that rest of superheroes had already weakened
  • Could extend or shorten sleeves at the drop of a hat
  • Even if mortally wounded, could go back five minutes in time and start again
  • Could afford to retire early, thanks to smart money management
  • Could break stuff. You know, like records.

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