2.06.2012

Dwight "Doc" Gooden, 1991 Score The Franchise


Name: Dwight "Doc" Gooden
Team: New York Mets
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One drinking straw
Key 1990 stat: Endless talent wasted
The charges against Dwight Gooden, as leveled by The Bust:
  • One count of impersonating a mustache
  • One count of impersonating a medical practitioner
  • 500 counts of "writing prescriptions" for himself, using a mirror and rolled-up dollar bill
  • 20 counts of fraud for luring us into buying all these baseball cards of his, thinking they'd be worth something
  • Two counts of loitering with the wrong crowd (on the Mets and the Yankees)

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2 comments:

  1. I just checked out your site and I can't believe that you don't have Rob Deer, Bobby Bonilla (with the Mets) or Kevin McReynolds on here.

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  2. We've taken a turn on Rob Deer (http://www.baseballcardbust.com/2011/02/rob-deer-1991-studio-studio-saturday-no.html) and Bobby Bo (http://www.baseballcardbust.com/search/label/Bonilla), but there's plenty more material there. McReynolds is a horrendous oversight. Any suggestions?

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