Dan Dierdorf, 1977 Topps NFC All-Pro (Football Friday No. 112)

Name: Dan Dierdorf
Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Positions: Tackle, On the John
Value of card: It ain't worth two (expletives)
Key 1976 stat: 112 pancake blocks (actually blocks of pancakes, eaten)
It's time for a crappy pop quiz:

What is Dan Dierdorf doing in this photo?

(A) Going to the bathroom.
(B) Pinching a loaf.
(C) Expelling feces.
(D) Dropping a deuce.
(E) Taking a sheez.
(F) Defecating with an ugly look on his face.
(G) Orchestrating a bowel movement.
(H) Imitating his on-air sportscasting for CBS.
(I) All of the above.

Card submitted by Fat Shawn Kemp

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