1.08.2012

Mike Griffin, 1988 Donruss


Name: Mike Griffin
Team: Baltimore Orioles
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: 45 gallons of sunscreen
Key 1987 stat: Head zero inches wider than neck
Fun facts about Mike Griffin and his glove, The A200:
  • The A200 is an orangish-brown. Mike Griffin's mat of chest hair is, too.
  • The A200 has curly laces sticking out of it. Mike Griffin's head has curly red hair sticking out of it.
  • The fingers of the A200 blend together almost seamlessly. Mike Griffin's neck blends together almost seamlessly with his head.
  • The A200 conceals which pitch is going to be thrown. Mike Griffin's mustache conceals Griffin's pet hummingbird, Larry.
  • The A200 is not a very good name for a glove. Mike Griffin was not a very good pitcher.

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