Mark Smith, 1992 Upper Deck Top Prospect

Name: Mark Smith
Teams: Baltimore Orioles, Frederick (Md.) Keys
Position: Outfield
Value of card: One house key that no longer works in any lock
Key 1991 stat: 164 ad billboards on the outfield wall
Orioles' scouting report on top prospect Mark Smith: "He has a heckofa arm. Not that he can throw particularly well, he just has one very attractive arm. ... His plain name matches his plain game quite well. ... Four-tool player: He can use a wrench, hammer, screwdriver and pliers. ... He plays for the Keys, which makes sense, considering he'll have a lot of them during his second career as a janitor. ... Plays at a field with a Pepsi ad in right field. Sadly, this kid is not the choice of the next generation, or this generation for that matter. ... Let's call down to the Keys GM and have him take that star off Smith's jersey."

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