Jhonny Peralta, 2006 Topps Bazooka

Name: Johnny Jhonny Peralta
Team: Cleveland Indians
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: Gum from 1986
Key 2005 stat: 84 trips to the human resources office
Heeeere's Jhonny: What's the most inappropriate thing about this card?

A) The bat, duh.
B) The look on Jhonny Peralta's face
C) The look on the Indians' mascot's face
D) The wanton disregard with which Jhonny Peralta (mis)spells his name
E) All of the above


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