Darrell Porter, 1982 Donruss

Name: Darrell Porter
Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Position: Catcher
Value of card: Sore ears
Key 1981 stat: 100 pounds of plastic
Quiz time: Which of these things is bulkier than Darrell Porter's eyeglasses?

A) A sack of pizza dough
B) A dead rhinoceros
C) A Navy warship
D) John Kruk
E) None of the above

1 comment:

  1. how the hell did he get a catcher's mask over those?