Melido Perez, 1992 Upper Deck

Name: Melido Perez
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One ink-stained batting glove
Key 1991 stat: Endless patience
To whom it may concern: Here's a handful of personalized autographs from Melido Perez:

  • "To Tony: Thanks for bringing so much energy to the game, but, dude, it's only spring training batting practice. Was full body paint really necessary?"
  • "Dear Lindsay: Happy 11th birthday. Sorry Ozzie Guillen cursed out your dad earlier."
  • "Dean: I'm not going to 'play some Skynyrd, man,' so please stop asking now."
  • "To Jennifer: Thanks for flashing me. It's about time I saw a rack better than Charlie Hough's."
  • "Dear Billy: OK, here's your autograph, now give me that damn ice cream cone. A deal's a deal."



  1. no comment about someone handing him a dollar bill?

  2. Ha! Maybe they mistook him for the lemonade guy.