Eric Davis, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 30)

Name: Eric Davis
Team: Cincinnati Reds
Position: Outfield
Value of card: 1/492,000th of Davis' jewelry
Key 1990 stat: 36,118 sexy stares
Here's what Eric Davis stands for:

Eye contact. Sometimes it can be held too long.
Reds. No, not the team. His wine preference.
Ice cream sundaes. We mean, er, intensity. We were just thinking about ice cream.
Chains. I mean, look at the bling on this freakin' guy!

Divorce. With that deep stare, it looks like he's about to cause one.
Attraction. This dude must get more action than a Hollywood director.
Voluptuous. How he likes his women. And his ice cream sundaes.
Intensity. See, we got it right that time.
Staring. Come on Eric, it's getting a little creepy.

1 comment:

  1. ladies love the E-dog. And firecracker vince.