Paul Kilgus, 1990 Topps

Name: Paul Kilgus
Team: Chicago Cubs
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: The hair from the Kilgus family drain (they had only one)
Key 1989 stat: Umm ... (flipping through stat books) umm ... oh! One Kilgus in Major League Baseball
Time for a Kilgus pop quiz:

What exactly is a Kilgus?

(A) A chin that seems to disappear under the bottom lip
(B) A dual-colored "double belt" popular in France in the late 1980s
(C) The hair hanging below a cap's brim
(D) A turtleneck cut into a mock turtleneck with dull scissors
(E) The folds of a shirt that's four sizes too big
(F) A mediocre Major League pitcher from the mid- to late 1980s
(G) All of the above

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