Ozzie Guillen, 1987 Donruss

Name: Ozzie Guillen
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: Two ounces of crazy
Key 1986 stat: Zero big league teams in Florida
Ozzie being Ozzie: With America's favorite manager on his way to Miami, we at the Bust thought it a good time to reprint a few classic quotes from Ozzie Guillen.
  • "In the '80s and '90s, people made a lot of money and built houses. The first thing they put in their houses was a gym. In my house, the first thing I built was a bar. The second thing I built was another bar."
  • "What attracted me to my wife is she's hot. She's also nice, she's a great mom — but that comes after she's hot."
  • On Wrigley Field:  "I puke every time I go there."
  • "I'm the Charlie Sheen of baseball, minus the drugs and the prostitutes."
  • "I'm not a quitter. When I want to quit, I'll do a lot of stupid things and make sure they fire me and get paid."
  • "I hope I die on the field. I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that’s it. I know my family would be so happy that it happened on the field. They wouldn’t feel bad because that’s what I’ve always wanted to do."


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