John Urrea, 1982 Donruss

Name: John Urrea
Team: San Diego Padres
Position: Reliever, of course
Value of card: Breaking the seal
Key 1981 stat: One hideous uniform
Fun facts about urea, the organic compound, and John Urrea, the pitcher:
  • Urea is abundantly present in urine. Urrea's name made people laugh until they peed.
  • Urea plays an important role in human metabolism. Urrea's jersey played an important role in human blindness.
  • Urea can be used to make explosive devices. Urrea got blown up a lot when he was on the mound.
  • Urea is used in some hair conditioners. Urrea's hair needed two bottles of conditioner a day.
  • Urea is often used in fertilizer. Urrea was pretty crappy, too.


1 comment:

  1. The early Donruss designs, or really any of their designs have not held up well.