Gary Carter, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 28)

Name: Gary Carter:
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Catcher
Value of card: Being obvious
Key 1990 stat: 101 times wearing the "professional model"
Top 10 other ways Studio could have made it clear Gary Carter was a catcher:

10) Have him hold up a sign reading, "I'm a catcher."
9) Dude, where's the mask? Duh.
8) Have him platoon with Mike Scioscia in this card.
7) Put an umpire behind him.
6) Put an all-you-can-eat buffet in front of him.
5) Have him ice his knees.
4) Have him getting knee replacement surgery.
3) Have him say "How's your wife and my kids?"
2) Put him in the rye.
1) One word: Squat.

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