8.13.2011

Juan Gonzalez, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 23)


Name: Juan Gonzalez
Team: Texas Rangers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A chicken, choked
Key 1990 stat: 42,910 inappropriate gestures
Top 10 slang names in the Rangers clubhouse for the, er, act Juan Gone is mimicking above:
10) Rube-in the Sierra
9) The Ranger Stranger (only after sitting on hand until it's numb)
8) The Ryan Express
7) Roughing the Hough
6) The Texas One-Step
5) Huson's First
4) Rosy Palmeiro
3) The Dirty Incaviglia (also just a nickname for Pete Incaviglia)
2) The Petralli Pet
1) The Julio Spank-o
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