Jim Leyritz, 1992 Topps Stadium Club

Name: Jim Leyritz
Team: New York Yankees
Position: Catcher
Value of card: 1 ounce of the scent from a catcher's chest protector, bottled
Key 1991 stat: 26 innings spent standing when he should have been in the crouch
Time for questionable pop quiz:

What the hell is Jim Leyritz doing?

(A) Pretending to be Helen Keller and answering his mitt.
(B) Giving Don Mattingly "the look" after the first baseman turned him down for a date.
(C) Making sure everyone in the stadium takes a few moments to enjoy his bulge.
(D) Standing there, deep in thought, reflecting on how bad his bangs curl looks.
(E) All of the above.

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