Jeff King, 1993 Studio

Name: Jeff King
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Third base
Value of card: Arr, a pirate's booty (a poor, drunken pirate's rear end; not treasure)
Key 1992 stat: Zero mirrors used while shaving
10 things Jeff was the king of in 1993:
10) Mock turtlenecks that didn't quite fit right
9) Fourth-grade bangs
8) Major League Baseball unibrows
7) Rusty razors
6) Awkward baseball card poses
5) Button noses
4) Classless stubble
3) Ratty handlebar mustaches
2) Looking like the Pirates mascot
1) Smelling like a pirate

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