7.22.2011

Rodney Culver, 1992 Wild Card Stat Smashers (Football Friday No. 88)

Name: Rodney Culver
Team: Indianapolis Colts
Position: Running back
Value of card: Five metal shavings (under fingernails)
Key 1992 stat: 18,102 epileptic fits caused by this card
U-G-L-Y, this ain't got no alibi: Who the hell designed this card?

A) A 7-year-old with ADD who's really into things that are metallic
B) An art student dropout with ADD who's really into things that are metallic
C) A Colts fan with ADD who's really into things that are metallic
D) Jeff George
E) All of the above, and all at the same time
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