Kirby Puckett, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 19)

Name: Kirby Puckett
Team: Minnesota Twins
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A stained child's sweater
Key 1990 stat: One tiny strike zone
Last to know it's raining: We all know Kirby Puckett was short, but how short was he really?
  • He was so short, he could play handball off second base.
  • He was so short, his cleats had lifts.
  • He was so short, he broke his leg jumping off the toilet.
  • He was so short, he had to reach up to tie his shoes.
  • He was so short, he used a ladder to get out of the dugout.
  • Kirby Puckett was so short, he posed for his own trophies. 


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