6.05.2011

Rod Pedraza, Phil Scneider, 1995 Topps On Deck

Names: Rod Pedraza, Phil Schneider
Team: Colorado Rockies
Positions: Pitchers
Value of card: A tar-coated penny
Key 1994 stat: 10,319 stares
It's go time: These guys weren't very good competitors in Colorado, but let's see how they fare in ... The Matchup!

Round 1: Inexplicable rage (Winner: Schneider)
Round 2: Inexplicable facial hair (Winner: Pedraza)
Round 3: Gold chain purchased from a gumball machine (Winner: Schneider)
Round 4: Look of bewilderment (Winner: Pedraza)
Round 5: Eventual games pitched in the majors (Winner: Tied at zero)
Round 6: Eventual career as a closer in Japanese pro baseball (Winner: Pedraza)
Round 7: Jug-handle ears (Winner: Pedraza)

Final score: Pedraza 4, Schneider 2 (Ties: 1)

Synopsis: Rod Pedraza didn't have to look overseas to find success in The Matchup. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got to run before anger-management-challenged Phil Schneider shows up and kicks our ass.
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