Kirk Gibson, 1989 Donruss Diamond Kings (God-Awful Diamond Kings Week No. 5)

Name: Kirk Gibson
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: An empty beer bottle with a paint brush in it
Key 1988 stat: Caused some guy to disbelieve what he had just seen
Fun facts that can be gleaned from this wonderful illustration:
  • Kirk Gibson's nose was broken. Badly.
  • His nose was so lopsided it took his mustache with it.
  • Kirk Gibson apparently played for the "Dods," whoever they are. Either that or the Dad's Root Beer softball team.
  • Kirk Gibson was usually getting struck by lightning.
  • Kirk Gibson's neck was thicker than his head.
  • This Donruss Diamond King may be the god-awfulest.


1 comment:

  1. That's amazing. It manages to look exactly nothing like Kirk Gibson.