Mitch Webster, 1990 Topps

Name: Mitch Webster
Team: Chicago Cubs
Position: Outfielder
Value of card: One copy of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs"
Key 1989 stat: $5 haircut at Great Clips
Fun facts about Mitch Webster's haircut in the above photo:
  • Yes, those bangs do go all the way up.
  • It looks the same in the back as it does in the front.
  • It's so crazy, it threw off the registration on the printing press.
  • Mitch didn't intentionally keep his hat up at an angle. The bangs repelled all coverings.
  • It's not nearly as embarrassing as the Cubs' 1990 season.
  • It's covering up an enormous zit.
  • He did it himself!


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