Ken Reitz, 1981 Topps

Name: Ken Reitz
Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Position: Third base
Value of card: One coupon for a mustache ride, unused
Key 1980 stat: Named McDonald Family Dentistry's customer of the month (October)
This one's for the ladies:

What is Ken Reitz's sexiest feature?

A) His devil-may-care attitude toward posing for baseball card photos
B) His devil-may-care attitude toward getting haircuts
C) Those almost-straight pearly whites
D) That collar, which can double as a rain shelter in an emergency
E) Two words: Lip warmer
F) All of the above, baby.

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