Ken Phelps, 1990 Bowman

Name: Ken Phelps
Team: Oakland A's
Position: First base
Value of card: Tough to see it being worth anything
Key 1989 stat: Two eyeballs (Look close, they're big and back there.)
Clearing up some rumors about Ken Phelps:
  • Phelps didn't protect his eyes from the sun. He protected the sun from his eyes.
  • Phelps didn't wear aviator sunglasses. People who flew planes wore Keniator sunglasses.
  • Phelps' jersey wasn't mesh. He didn't mesh with anyone.
  • Phelps didn't grow a mustache. He kept his pine tar above the lip.
  • Phelps didn't wear sunglasses for style. He was blind. Shame on you.
Card contributed by FatShawnKemp.com.

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