5.24.2011

John Mabry, 1995 Upper Deck

Name: John Mabry
Team: St. Louis Cardinals (we think)
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A little misplaced green
Key 1994 stat: One mismatched uniform
Time for a uniform-optional pop quiz:

Why was John Mabry wearing a green hat in this photo?

(A) He was told he would be playing for the St. Louis Parrots.
(B) It was the hat used to designate the Cardinal who was the worst at using two hands to catch flyballs.
(C) He wanted to stand out from all the generic white ballplayers in red hats.
(D) It was taken on St. Patrick's Day, and he was as drunk as an Irish sailor at a whiskey convention.
(E) All of the above.

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