5.20.2011

Ivan Calderon, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 15)

Name: Ivan Calderon
Team: Montreal Expos
Position: Left field
Value of card: 22 (not sure of what, maybe pieces of cat crap?)
Key 1990 stat: 5-inch-high flattop-afro-jheri curl combo
10 things Ivan Calderon's "22" earring may stand for:
10) The number of inches down his shirt his V-neck ends.
9) The degree to which his left eye is off-center when compared with his right eye.
8) Pounds of hair above his neck.
7) The weight of his neck rolls, in kilograms.
6) Hours, in a given day, he spends perfecting his flattop-afro-jheri curl combo.
5) The rank of his beard on the Studio Beard Top 50 List of 1991.
4) The number of consecutive minutes spent staring at the camera during this photo shoot.
3) Days' worth of collected earwax it took to create the earring.
2) The circumference, in nautical miles, of his head.
1) A catch.

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