Doug Capilla, 1981 Topps

Name: Doug Capilla
Team: Chicago Cubs
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One elastic waistband
Key 1980 stat: Seven pennies shoved up nose
Things that can be seen inside Doug Capilla's right nostril:
  • Enough nose hair to knit a sock
  • Vaseline, to help the curve ball
  • The beginning of the universe
  • The beginning of that mustache
  • Gold
  • The Cubs' World Series chances


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