4.10.2011

Darren Pearson, 1986 Pro Cards

Name: Darren Pearson
Team: Clinton Giants
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Desolation
Key 1985 stat: Zero fun had
Top 10 things to do in Clinton, Iowa, in 1985:

10) Climb that tower in the background
9) Climb down from that tower in the background
8) Watch the grass grow
7) Eat corn. Lots of corn.
6) Go to whatever that Eagle place is. That sounds fun.
5) Make fun of Darren Pearson
4) Polish off a 30-pack of Natty Ice
3) Climb that tower in the background again
2) Chainsmoke
1) Rename the Class A baseball team the LumberKings
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