3.19.2011

Stacey Augmon, 1992-93 Upper Deck (Basketball Art Week No. 7)

Name: Stacey "Plastic Man" Augmon
Team: Atlanta Hawks
Position: Guard-forward
Value of card: $6 million (in Zimbabwean dollars)
Key 1991-92 stat: Not sure. If only we had a clue about what he did that made headlines.
10 other headlines Stacey Augmon made in 1992-93:
10) "6-point man in loss"
9) "Stacey Augmon, a male player despite his name, scores NBA's 6 millionth point"
8) "Plastic Man actually made of flesh and bone, records show"
7) "Mediocre player earns empty accolades for leaguewide record"
6) "Newspaper reprints player's jail mugshot on sports page"
5) "Want sharper facial hair? Get the razor Stacey Augmon uses. Only at Walgreens."
4) "NBA player single-handedly destroys denim industry"
3) "The Hawks' only highlight of the season"
2) "Newspaper forgets to include story under Augmon headline"
1) "Hawks lose!"

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  1. 11.) "Former Runnin' Reb Augmon adjusting well to huge pay cut in Atlanta"

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