3.15.2011

Shawn Kemp, 1991-92 Upper Deck (Basketball Art Week No. 3)

Name: Shawn Kemp
Team: Seattle SuperSonics
Position: Power forward
Value of card: 4 ounces of sweat squeezed from spandex shorts
Key 1990-91 stat: 47 children fathered
10 art critiques of the "Kemp, A Contradiction" piece:
10) "A bold work, full of bravado and mustache."
9) "It's as if the piece soaks the viewer in the sweat of Kemp."
8) "How can one man jump and stand at the same time? That is the power of this piece."
7) "His flat top is at once flat and pointed, as are the questions arisen by this piece."
6) "He, Kemp, is a man aching, both from the weight of fans' dreams and that of his gut."
5) "I'd say, the depth of this piece is felt by the stench one thinks he is smelling."
4) "His head is nearly within the net — a stunning metaphor, especially for the disabled."
3) "He is a man bathed in green and yellow, yet hasn't bathed in weeks."
2) "Will Giant Shawn Kemp eat Dunking Shawn Kemp? That is the mystery."
1) "Why'd this guy forget to draw Shawn Kemp's butt, yo?"

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3 comments:

  1. Spawn Kemp's butt was out fathering children, yo.

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    1. Have a nice day, anonymous insulting guy!

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