3.20.2011

Kevin Romine, 1991 Fleer

Name: Kevin Romine
Team: Boston Red Sox
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Soap scum
Key 1990 stat: 761 hairs lost
Time for a — oh, god that yellow is blinding — pop quiz:

Why is Kevin Romine tipping his cap?

(A) He's being recognized for not only being the president, but also a client.
(B) His teammates honored him for longest, flattest bulge of the season.
(C) He's being awarded the prestigious Golden 'Stache award.
(D) He's not tipping his cap; he's blocking the reflection off his massive forehead.
(E) None of the above.

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