3.29.2011

Jose Canseco, 1992 Upper Deck

Name: Jose Canseco
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Four used sock stirrups
Key 1991 stat: One needle-marked backside
Yuk, yuk, yuk: How many Jose Cansecos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to inject the bulb-changer with "supplements" and one to write a tell-all book about how he and every other bulb-changer were on said "supplements."
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3 comments:

  1. You know how you can tell Jose Canseco is a phony? His stirrups aren't even real! (Bah, yes, it's lame.)

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  2. I really don't appreciate this one bit.

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