Bobby Witt, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 8)

Name: Bobby Witt
Team: Texas Rangers
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: It's laughable
Key 1990 stat: 67 teeth
10 reasons Bobby Witt might be laughing:
10) He just looked at his career statistics.
9) He learned teammate Nolan Ryan's age.
8) Someone told him the T on his hat stands for "taint."
7) The tightness of his pants cut off circulation to his brain, thus causing hallucinations.
6) He was told, "A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."
5) The Studio studio was known for its farting competitions.
4) "Taint." Ha!
3) The weight of his mullet is pulling on his cheek muscles, making him appear to laugh.
2) The photographer is tickling him.
1) An executive explained to him the theory behind the 1991 Studio set.


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