2.18.2011

Rob Deer, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 5)

Name: Rob Deer
Team: Detroit Tigers
Position: Right field
Value of card: 3 pounds of venison
Key 1990 stat: 1,952 strikeouts
10 (terribly punny) things you might not know about Rob Deer:
10) His middle name is white-tailed.
9) He is often shot at in the woods because of his name.
8) He is often shot at in Detroit because it's Detroit.
7) Instead of growing antlers, he grows a mustache, which he nonetheless uses to attract mates.
6) He loves huge racks, if you know what we mean.
5) He's covered in ticks at all times.
4) He still has nightmares he's being chased by Robert De Niro.
3) His biggest addiction: salt licks.
2) Instead of burial or cremation, he plans to have his head hung above the mantel upon his death.
1) He was often caught in the headlights, including in the photo above.

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