David Treadwell, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Football Friday No. 70)

Name: David Treadwell
Team: Denver Broncos
Position: Isn't it obvious?
Value of card: 3 ounces of foot powder
Key 1990 stat: 14 hamstring pulls
10 things you might not have known about David Treadwell:
10) He twice tried out for the Rockettes, but, alas, failed to make the squad.
9) For him, "splitting the uprights" was more than a sexual metaphor.
8) He's got legs, and he knows how to use them.
7) He single-handedly made tucking in a T-shirt unfashionable.
6) In the photo above, he's wearing skin-color leg warmers between his snow-white thighs and ankles.
5) His hair was made of semi-synthetic plastic.
4) Somewhere in there, there's a bulge.
3) This is how he waved hello to everyone he saw.
2) He once shot a punter just to watch him bleed.
1) He prefers to get his kicks in bathhouses.


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