Brad Davis, 1991-92 Upper Deck (White Ballers Week No. 7)

Name: Brad Davis
Team: Dallas Mavericks
Position: Guard
Value of card: Wait, guard?
Key 1990-91 stat: Was an impoverished man's Steve Nash
Give it up for the little man: We close White Ballers Week with an anomaly: the white guard. All this week, we've brought you the finest white centers money could buy (oh, and that Laettner guy), but today we'll examine their diminutive cousin. Brad Davis carried all the traits of a white baller — mullet, porn 'stache, a thicket of armpit hair, playing for a really crappy team — and yet he stood only 6-foot-3. In the early '80s, Davis was starting for the Mavericks, who were winning about nine games a year. During that time, he averaged about 11 points and seven assists a game — not bad for a guy who could get a sunburn from a flashlight. In the end, Davis blamed the lengthening of the league's shorts for his departure, saying his creamy thighs would never be smothered by such censorship.

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