Scott Skiles, 1992-93 NBA Hoops (Basketball Week No. 1)

Name: Scott Skiles
Team: Orlando Magic
Position: Point guard
Value of card: One soggy jockstrap
Key 1991-92 stat: Two pasty-white thighs
It's magic: That's right. It's there, staring you down. Between two hairless thighs, at the center of the card, drawing your gaze. Celtics players can't defend it; the photographer has surrendered to it. Skiles, flying through the air, is screaming about it. That's right. Take a look. Remember this sight; it's something you can't "unsee." It's the Bust Trophy, and if you looked above it, for just a second, it'd be nuts.


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