1.15.2011

Mike Parrott, 1981 Topps

Name: Mike Parrott
Team: Seattle Mariners
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: 3 ounces of birdseed
Key 1981 stat: 16 straight losses (true)
Clearing up some rumors about Mike Parrott:
  • Parrott, despite his last name, didn't have feathers. He had 14 inches of feathery locks.
  • Parrott didn't wear sunglasses to block the sun. He wore them to intimidate it.
  • Parrott didn't like birds. He flipped them.
  • Parrott didn't repeat phrases. He didn't repeat phrases.
  • Parrott didn't live in a cage. He kept his mullet in one.

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