Elliot Perry, 1992-93 Upper Deck (Basketball Week No. 7)

Name: Elliot Perry
Team: Charlotte Hornets
Position: Guard
Value of card: It's hard to see the value of this card
Key 1992-93 stat: 44 times arrested by the fashion police
Pop-a-shot quiz: Which of these items failed to penetrate Elliot Perry's face windshield?

A) A power drill
B) A spear made of diamonds
C) Shrapnel from the rim Perry just exploded with yet another brick
D) Karl Malone's elbows
E) All of the above

Fashion fun fact: After signing with Phoenix in 1994, Perry ditched his Chris Sabo specials. Instead, he started wearing socks up to his groin.