Bob Horner, 1981 Topps

Name: Bob Horner
Team: Atlanta Braves
Position: Third base
Value of card: Empty can of Copenhagen
Key 1980 stat: 12 hot dogs eaten, one sitting
What Bob Horner stands for:

Body of a superior athlete
Odor of an inferior racehorse
Blonde curls never get washed

Hobo, his after-baseball occupation
Overeating, a familiar concept to him
Rear end like a garbage truck
Never met a uniform he thought was too tight
Especially fond of fried chicken
Runs to first, jogs to second, walks to third, runs to buffet


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