Bernard King, 1992-93 Upper Deck (Basketball Week No. 2)

Name: Bernard King
Team: Washington Bullets
Position: Forward
Value of card: Two spent casings
Key 1991-92 stat: Five shots (fired)
Time for a violent pop quiz:

Why did the Bullets limit Bernard King's playing time?

(A) Because, with a head was shaped like a bullet, he could be a hothead.
(B) Because they heard he could shoot, but, really, he shot blanks.
(C) Because he drank too much Coors Light.
(D) Because he'd be full of powder, then become a shell of his old self.
(E) All of the above.


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