12.11.2010

Leon Durham, 1981 Topps

Name: Leon Durham
Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A bag of rusty razor blades
Key 1980 stat: Average body temperature of 82.4 degrees Farenheit
What does Leon Durham stand for?

Licking his teeth, always attractive
Error in 1984 NLCS was his most famous play
Open mouth caught a lot of flies
Nine pounds of glasses

Deep in thought about how delicious mustard is
Unnecessarily huge collar kept the back of his head warm
Rape stare makes us feel nervous
Helmet hair nothing new to Leon
Above-average ability to wear a jacket
Mustache-goatee combo much better than his fielding skills
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