12.14.2010

Jay Bell, 1994 Upper Deck

Name: Jay Bell
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Second base
Value of card: Your favorite shirt, now with eye-black stains
Key 1993 stat: Zero properly performed slides
It's time for a head-first pop quiz:

What was Jay Bell thinking at this moment?

(A) "I shouldn't have had that last whiskey sour."
(B) "Ouch. This'll teach me not to wear the other team's uniform."
(C) "Must ... keep ... junk ... off ... ground ..."
(D) "Who put this damn helmet in my way?"
(E) "Yeah! My hair is so 'Jason Priestley.'"
(F) "The crowd loves The Worm."
(G) None of the above.

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