Chris Chambliss, 2003 Upper Deck Sweet Spot Classic

Name: Chris Chambliss
Team: New York Yankees
Position: First base
Value of card: Wouldn't you like to know?
Key 2002 stat: Hadn't played in 15 years
Nothing to see here, folks: We know what you're wondering. You want to know what's behind the shield, right? Go ahead, you can admit it. You want to know what Chris Chambliss' bulge looks like. It's OK! There's nothing to be ashamed of. Truth is, we were wondering the same thing. So, we did a little research. It turns out, almost no one knows what Chambliss' "sweet spot" looks like. In 1969, after an unfortunate incident at a children's library, a federal judge ordered him to wear a loin cloth on top of his clothing whenever in public. So far as we can tell, only three people have seen this particular bulge since: Chris Chambliss, Mrs. Chris Chambliss and Billy Martin. And, yes, they all saw it on the same night.

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