12.02.2010

Charles Mann, 1991 Topps (Football Friday No. 63)

Name: Charles Mann
Team: Washington Redskins
Position: Defensive end
Value of card: A scoop of moldy cat food
Key 1990 stat: Every primary color put on this card, plus a few secondary ones
Clearing up a few rumors about Charles Mann:
  • In this photo, he can not actually see the little football in the lower right of the card. If he could, he would, actually, probably want to eat it.
  • His hair was not intentionally sculpted to make him look like one of those giant heads on Easter Island.
  • He hated being called "Chuck."
  • He was not, in fact, constantly angry. He was just constipated.
  • To this day, he could still sack the hell out of you.
  • He was, in fact, the man.

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